Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour and “Stress” for the rest 23 hours!
There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.
My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.
Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In and Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.
Why were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
Because when they arrive, they are wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car...
A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years.
The Wizard Says, “Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me The Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse On You.”
The Man Says Without Hesitation, “I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife.”
Husband Searching Keywords on Google “How to Tackle Wife?”
Google Search Result, “Still Searching”.
A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says,
“Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I'm Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?”
“Relax,” Says The Doctor, “Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry's Bar?”
A Man Goes To See The Rabbi. “Rabbi, Something Terrible Is Happening And I Have To Talk To You About It.”
The Rabbi Asked, “What's Wrong?”
The Man Replied, “My Wife Is Poisoning Me.”
The Rabbi, Very Surprised By This, Asks, “How Can That Be?”
The man then pleads, “I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what I should do?”
The Rabbi Then Offers, “Tell You What. Let Me Talk to Her, I'll See What I Can Find out and I'll Let You Know.”
The Rabbi Calls after a while And Says, “Well, I Spoke To Her For Three Hours. You Want My Advice?”
The Man Said, “Yes”
The Rabbi Replied, “Take the poison.”
