Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides along the 300
foot red carpet to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are
driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change
to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They
continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering
Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is atrocious
and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their
noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their
best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr.
President please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are
some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty,do
not give the matter another thought...Until you mentioned it, I thought it
was one of the horses."
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